12 SMART ways to call sum1 stupid...

people... dun sink as low as others lah... keep using tat word is not good... use subtle ways and if those ppl are really REALLY stupid... then they wont noe wad hit them!

- He's about as sharp as a marble

-She's not the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree

-i wish i had a blueprint for his brain; i am trying to build an idiot

-The cheese slipped off her crackers

-Tat gauy's as smart as a bait

-His elevator does not go all the way up to the top floor

-She 4got to pay her brain bill

-His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

-If she had another brain... it would be lonely

-He's missing a few buttons on his remote control

-Her receiver's off hook

-The lights are on bud no1's home. (hopefully... yet!)




got this off
The New Paper
25th April 2006
Net Buzz
Spotted by N Afny